They Tried to Make them Leave Rehab and They Said No, No, No!
It's funny what comes into fashion in Hollywood. At the moment its being in rehab or some other correctional facility for the overindulged-daughters-of-hype in celebrity-land. And you can't do it quietly either. Its just not cool to sneak into rehab. You have to be dragged in, puffy-eyed, knickerless and if at all possible, with a shaved head. It seems that if the world stops giving you attention for being well, relatively normal then the only thing to do is to begin a complete, no-holds-barred-bender. Gone too, are the days where celebrities would be ushered through the gates of some discreetly located rehabilitation facility masquearading as a holiday resort. Or the days when celebrities would drown their sorrows discreetly at private parties. Lindsay, Britney and Paris are obscenely plain about their substance abuse because let's face it - you have no good reason to be hitting the town like a nuclear bomb when you're are a gorgeous 20-something with enormous wealth and a grand future ahead do you?
