Inner Dialogue of a Love Junkie
I promised I wouldn't.
He is only 18.
We would only torture one another.
No one makes me this hot.
You saw him trying not to look at you in that denim skirt with the long jacket.
You saw him working hard to make you jealous.
You felt his hand on your knee.
You saw wishful thinking in his eyes.
You know better than this.
He's just a kid.
We both know what it would be.
And that's exactly why you want it.
Do not abuse your position of authority here.
Its a power trip and you know it.
Ok, that's settled.
End of story.
No, no, no, no, no and no.
Just once?
You have got to be kidding yourself.
Once would never be enough.
You are such a love junkie and right now you are borderline.
Give yourself one good reason to do it.
Because I deserve some fun.
So does the Pope, but you don't see him tossing back margheritas after Mass do you?
Maybe he does.
Maybe you deserve more fun than the Pope.
Maybe you just need a margherita.
Ok, make that two.
Or three.
Then I'll call him.
That's real smart.
He is trying to do the same thing you are right now only he is doing a better job at it.
Stay sane.
Stay sober.
And stay away.
From you.
He is only 18.
We would only torture one another.
No one makes me this hot.
You saw him trying not to look at you in that denim skirt with the long jacket.
You saw him working hard to make you jealous.
You felt his hand on your knee.
You saw wishful thinking in his eyes.
You know better than this.
He's just a kid.
We both know what it would be.
And that's exactly why you want it.
Do not abuse your position of authority here.
Its a power trip and you know it.
Ok, that's settled.
End of story.
No, no, no, no, no and no.
Just once?
You have got to be kidding yourself.
Once would never be enough.
You are such a love junkie and right now you are borderline.
Give yourself one good reason to do it.
Because I deserve some fun.
So does the Pope, but you don't see him tossing back margheritas after Mass do you?
Maybe he does.
Maybe you deserve more fun than the Pope.
Maybe you just need a margherita.
Ok, make that two.
Or three.
Then I'll call him.
That's real smart.
He is trying to do the same thing you are right now only he is doing a better job at it.
Stay sane.
Stay sober.
And stay away.
From you.
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